GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And then